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[64th]

I've figured out how to make a pretty good pasta since I've been here. Not quite like at home, but it's close.

[benumbing]

i've mastered the barbecue. don't laugh.

[64th]

That sounds way better than pasta. You do the barbecue and I'll make a side or two?

[benumbing]

after i'll paint our non-existent picket fence.

it's a deal.

[64th]

I've got the best housemate in the whole cave.

[benumbing]

you say that now, but i'm a beast in the morning before i've had my first drink.

[64th]

Oh that's no problem, I like to sleep until lunch.

[benumbing]

i'm so glad that we're doing this.

in all seriousness, i'll try to be a good roommate. even a friend.

[64th]

I'll try my best too. I could always use a good friend.

and I can totally kick someone's ass if they make you upset.

[benumbing]

and i swear that not even the gods will find the body of anyone who crosses you.

[because that's the best way to forge a friendship, right, through the promise of violence for one another's sake.]