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[benumbing]

ID: benjamin

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[benumbing]

If you get fat, I'm leaving you.

[fulminants]

babe i love you (and me) too much to let myself go

also i have it on good authority you'll just call me your fat little rodent and give me stomach rubs

[ something that was extremely upsetting at first but tummy rubs go a long way to smoothing it over. ]

[benumbing]

Sometimes I miss when you were a fat little rodent.

Or vermin? Which one was it again.

[fulminants]

easy there regina george

wait why would you miss that

[benumbing]

I think it's just the appeal of small, cuddly animals. I wanted to put you in a cage with a little wheel and a water bottle.

[fulminants]

D:

D:

babe i was a SQUIRREL not a hamster

are you saying im not cuddly now

[benumbing]

You're a different kind of cuddly.

[fulminants]

if youre telling me you have a sexy thing for hamsters...

[benumbing]

On second thought, have another pastry.

[fulminants]

kidding!!!!!

btw whats your favorite pastry

or cake

[benumbing]

Cherry cheese danish.

Or devil's food.

[fulminants]

ok

get ready to be awed and moved

in about a bunch of hours

dont come by the bakery

[benumbing]

What're you doing. Johnny, do not destroy Wanda's bakery.

[fulminants]

do i look like im capable of destroying a bakery

[benumbing]

[if it takes him a minute to respond, it's just because he can't believe that you seriously just asked him that.]

I'll apologize to Wanda personally.

[fulminants]

you think i'll screw it up?

[benumbing]

[dammit. he can just picture his face too.]

No. I'm sure it'll be lovely. I can't wait.

[fulminants]

[ see, the thing is that other people can think he's a screwup, that he's a goofball. everyone else can underestimate him, but not jack. never his jack. he's not sure how he'd feel if jack starts seeing him the way sue (or any of his loved ones at home) sees him. jack believed in him so wholly, so completely, his greatest, only fear is to have jack turn his back on him. ]

anyone else can do that, but not you

[ he doesn't mean the apology. what jack thinks of him, what he believes he can do -- that has always been the strength johnny draws on; it's what makes him strong, gives him that spark of joy that burns ever brighter in his lover's presence. ]

[benumbing]

It's only that I know your enthusiasm. You throw yourself wholeheartedly into everything that you do. Sometimes I wonder how mere walls can contain you.

[fulminants]

they can't

but you can

if you tell me to stop, i will

[benumbing]

[tell him to stop?]

Make extra.

[fulminants]

[ Jack's response is why he's the only one for Johnny Storm. ]

is it for me to eat off you

that's an important question

[benumbing]

I guess you'd better make them extra tasty, just in case.

[fulminants]

what if you get fat eating all those pastries

[benumbing]

Fair question. Will you leave me?