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[benumbing]

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[fulminants]

too late, ahab

or does this actually make you my white whale?

[benumbing]

do yourself a favor. if you ever want to see me naked again, you won't call me a whale.

[fulminants]

you do know that you have an incredibly hot body right

like a very lean white whale

[benumbing]

there it is. you're cut off.

[fulminants]

aw come on

im too cute to be cut off

besides you totally also want to know if spearfishing is really as manly as it sounds

[benumbing]

have you ever even done it before?

[fulminants]

no

i figure i'll work it out as i go along

can't be that hard right

have you?

[benumbing]

never.

this can only end with the two of us soaking wet.

let's go.

[fulminants]

and maybe a fried fish, if we're lucky

i'll even help peel your clothes off you when you get wet

[benumbing]

you'll peel my clothes off of me even if i don't.

[fulminants]

is that an order or an observation?

[benumbing]

both.

[fulminants]

all right get your ass out here

we both know if sexting happens the whole spear fishing adventure is going to be shot

meet me in ten minutes