ic contact

[benumbing]

call | text | voice msg

Comments

[fulminants]

like what?

of course im gonna

still haven't performed up to expectations, right?

[ practice makes perfect, and all. more importantly: ] do you have marshmallows

[benumbing]

like roasting marshmallows over a funeral pyre.

and no, you haven't. i've been horribly disappointed. make up for that.

[fulminants]

admit it, you're the type who would do that

i'll give you a taste of what i plan to do to you after i pick you up

keep you humming before i take you home tonight

can't have you horribly disappointed while we roast marshmallows over a dead guy's pyre

[benumbing]

i confess to no such thing.

[but yes, he is.]

but i really don't have any marshmallows.

[fulminants]

i'll bring some

you ever did stuff like that back in your world?

[benumbing]

i never did any of the things that you do back in my world.

[fulminants]

wait why not

[benumbing]

because most of them really aren't appropriate for a prince.

[fulminants]

huh

being a prince seems like a shitty deal if you can't get to do all these things

well there are no royal eyeballs on you here

what other things haven't you gotten to do? let johnny storm be your guide to all things unroyal; )

[benumbing]

do you want me to make a bingo card?

[fulminants]

[ the thought of jack making a bingo card is absolutely hilarious so: ]

you can put 'made a bingo card' on your bingo card, too