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[benumbing]

ID: benjamin

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[fulminants]

oh

babe i know that

i didnt mean for it to be a bad thing

and you cant put a gun to your head for any reason just dont

[benumbing]

i know i'm not easy to love. but i never want to break your back.

except for that one night.

[fulminants]

you're worth it

all of it

all the pain and frustration because the happiness you bring with you wins over all of that

also we should do that again because that was AWESOME but i think i got a bruised testicle out of it too

[benumbing]

just one? then we obviously need to do it harder.

[fulminants]

is that supposed to make me horny and afraid all at once

because im feeling both

[benumbing]

mmm, knowing that makes me horny.

[fulminants]

i cant believe im saying this but

STAY AWAY FROM MY TESTICLES

theyre precious i need them

[benumbing]

i need them too.

don't worry, i'll treat them nicely. to make up for the other things.

[fulminants]

are you making up for commandeering my snorlax

or are we still talking about sex things

[benumbing]

can't it be both?

[fulminants]

no sex on my snorlax

hes pure and good and one of us is probably going to bounce off him and itll kill the mood

[benumbing]

right now it's sounding like you want a white wedding for you and the snorlax.

[fulminants]

babe you sound jealous

are you