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[benumbing]

ID: benjamin

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[benumbing]

This is exactly what you do with your t-shirt drawer. You keeping stuffing until they fit.

Any occasion for this flattery?

[fulminants]

i might have seen a cat plushie and thought of you

look my system works! can i stuff thirty shirts into one drawer???? yes

its not magic its my brilliance and awesomeness

[benumbing]

It's so precious that you believe that.

And your shirts would look like shit if your body heat didn't take care of the wrinkles.

[fulminants]

you know what else my body heat takes care of?

[benumbing]

I'm sure I have no idea. But now that you mention it, I bet it would work great as one of those scented wax warmers.

[fulminants]

[ WHY DO YOU COCKBLOCK HIM ]

a scented wax what??

is it some kind of weird sex thing

[benumbing]

[Because it's fun. :) And because he's going to give it to him anyway.]

I don't know, are you into pina colada scented wax clinging to your chest hairs? I won't shame you if you are.

[fulminants]

WHY ARE YOU STILL ON ME WAXING MY FUZZ