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[benumbing]

ID: benjamin

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[fulminants]

what???
no

i just thought of that when i was showering

speaking of

did you know that NOWHERE in that humpty dumpty rhyme actually says he's an egg?

[benumbing]

This is why your showers always last for an hour or more, isn't it. I always assumed you were doing other things with that time.

[fulminants]

it's sweet how you think that after all the sex we have

i can still rub one out in the shower