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[benumbing]

ID: benjamin

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[fulminants]

think really hard about a haunted room and let's see where we go from there

is that interesting or should we just randomise it

[benumbing]

A haunted room is only a date if you get off on wearing sheets.

[yeah, he might be busting your balls a little, johnny.]

[fulminants]

[ He's happy to have his balls busted ad long as jack doesn't hire a prostitute to spite him. ]

how about dinner fit for royalty under the sea?

[ maybe if he wished hard enough.... ]

[benumbing]

[that wasn't spite. if it was spite, jack would've done it in front of him.]

Alright. I'll give that a chance.

[fulminants]

[ THAT WOULD BREAK HIS HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES. ]

now did you say you wanted sexting?

because i'd say that i want to eat chocolate and cherries off your body

[benumbing]

Liar. You want to eat bacon off of it.

[fulminants]

[ This is one of the many reasons why he loves you. ]

id wrap it around your dick and eat off it

I'll suck you off and lick you clean after

[benumbing]

You are so deeply disturbed. No wonder I love you.

[fulminants]

HOW IS BACON DISTURBING

i love you too. you know that, right?

[benumbing]

It's more about what you're willing to do as long as there's bacon involved.

Yes.

[fulminants]

i would do anything for bacon and salami

have you never wondered what bacon flavored come tastes like

you're my home

[benumbing]

You're disgusting.

And also mine.

[fulminants]

but you like it

dont push me away again

[benumbing]

[it takes him awhile to respond.]

I'll do whatever I need to do to keep us together.

[fulminants]

[ this is both the most romantic and ominous thing he's ever heard. ]

are you planning to kill someone

[benumbing]

I would never do that out loud. Not even through a text.

[fulminants]

i both love and fear you very much

im tired of feeling this weird thing between us

can we just have kisses now

[ they'll need to talk about the elephant in the room someday, but for today... ]