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[benumbing]

ID: benjamin

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[benumbing]

It always worries me a little when you lead with that. About what?

ILU

[fulminants]

it's not my fault that there are only so little emojis you can handle before you get grumpy

so i was thinking we could have a proper, permanent house here

yours and mine

what do you think

[benumbing]

I think the end must be near.

Because it's a brilliant idea.

A fresh fresh start.

[fulminants]

i come up with plenty of great ideas!

like winter hotsprings

but yeah a fresh fresh start

bye bye drabwurld hello ticky-tick world with weird rooms

what if we hoped really hard for a room that's just ours?

[benumbing]

You've gotten better.

It could've done without the eggs.

What sort of room would you be hoping for?

[fulminants]

you don't like the eggs?

no, not me

you go first

i want it to be something the both of us have an equal say in this time

also if you let me tell you what i want we'd be in a horror setting or something

[benumbing]

I want the skylight above the bed. And the fireplace.

And a shelf full of books that I can read to you, so my voice is the last thing you hear before you fall asleep.

[fulminants]

[ johnny's heart skips a beat when he sees that message, and it takes him a moment to find the words; because god when jack says things like that...

he remembers the many nights he'd snoozed on his chest, lulled by that soft, smooth cadence, like silk and satin on a cool summer night. ]

i love it when you say things like that

we can look at the stars while you read to me, and i'll name them all after you

[benumbing]

[and johnny is equally sweet and generous. jack has no doubt that he'd give him the world.]

What if they already have names?

[fulminants]

[ johnny is so deeply, so completely in love with him that he would give jack anything he would ever want; willing to even give up his life for him. he's become a better person because of him, and sometimes he's not sure if Jack knows just how much he loves him. ]

that's silly

how can they have other names when you're the one who hung them up there in the first place?

[benumbing]

[it takes him a few seconds to respond to that.]

You're getting good. That was much better than 'boyfriend material'.

[fulminants]

you're harshing my romance vibe here, kitty

boyfriend material made you laugh and i am still going to count that as a victory

[ yes jack now has a new pet name ]

also i was thinking we could have a huge tv and a wii

[benumbing]

Alas, it did.

And the huge tv and wii don't harsh your romance vibe?

[fulminants]

what if i promised you i won't blue shell your sweet ass?

[benumbing]

Be careful what you promise. I might hold you to it.

[fulminants]

are YOU going to blue shell my ass????

we just had a romantic moment!!!!

[benumbing]

We did. Remember it and me fondly when I beat you.

[fulminants]

you're gonna be so embarrassed when i beat you without a blue shell!

also what are your thoughts on nerf guns

[benumbing]

Whatever you say, hot stuff.

They don't hurt as much as paintball guns, and therefore, not as fun.

[fulminants]

as much as i love kissing your bruises better, i don't want to cause them

at least in non-kinky ways

also what does the winner get

[benumbing]

Massages and breakfast in bed.

For a week.

[fulminants]

wait i already make you breakfast in bed and i give you massages!

bagels are totally breakfast

[benumbing]

Handjobs do not count as massages.

And you're going to learn how to make a hollandaise sauce.

[fulminants]

it's a MASSAGE

for your PENIS

wait you want to put the sauce on your bagel??

[benumbing]

No bagels.