locket.

[benumbing]

voice * video * text

Comments

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[benumbing]

Are you asking me?

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[fulminants]

i'm thinking of just taking you there and spending time with you in an awesome place.

i know we've been pretty busy lately. wait, are you interested in the orgy?

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[benumbing]

I'm interested in your first offer.

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[fulminants]

us spending time together in a cool place, no interruptions?

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[benumbing]

Sounds like paradise.

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[fulminants]

you know, i always wanted to know: have you ever chilled out in sunny oasis places before? i've never seen you in swimming trunks.

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[benumbing]

We had pools at the summer home, but we didn't get to use them much. My mother worried about twelve year olds getting wrinkles.

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[fulminants]

her fears are pretty misplaced. you're smooth as a baby's bottom. fuzzy in a few places, but hey, i like that.

so you don't burn up or anything, right? do you think the drabwurldians even sell suntan lotion

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[benumbing]

Your romancing could still use some work.

[Johnny, you just called your bf a baby's ass.]

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[fulminants]

[ don't be picky. he didn't say old man butt right... ]

yeah? tell me what you like :)

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[benumbing]

Spelling it out for you isn't much better. It's something you must learn and remember. You can get in some practice there.

;)

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[fulminants]

babe

are you saying I'm bad at charming the pants off you?

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[benumbing]

I'm saying that there's always room for improvement, and I'm looking forward to the attempts.

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[fulminants]

expect a repeat performance from the ukulele

amidst other awesome things I'm going to have planned for you

you're gonna swoon