We-eeeeeeeell, I was going to do the whole striptease thing when you came through the door at six. But then you had to come in early and ruin things.

[ Johnny tells him good-naturedly, not entirely bothered by it. Things change, and he likes it when Jack tells him he loves him, too. It feels good. ] But anyway, I got something made.

[ He gets off of him, going over to fish the long-shaped box out of the parchment before handing it to him, grinning. This time, the gift isn't something entirely sappy; it's a specially-crafted dildo that's pretty much an exact replica of Johnny's dick. And a very nicely made anal plug.

Don't ask how he got them, he just did. ] I thought they'd keep you happy whenever I'm off on long trips.