[ Your precious fireball might also be the most gullible idiot on the planet, because he's staring at the snake in his hand with a disgusted fascination. Much like, one supposes, the way a person looks at a crocodile in a tutu. ]
Really? [ And here he is, wide-eyed and believing that shit. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO HIM, JACK? He's so grossed out by the snake he doesn't even stop to be horny about the whole Jack-biting-him thing. ] You shouldn't even be touching it then, Jack! C'mon, drop that! [ It might not be poisonous, but bites suck. ]
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Really? [ And here he is, wide-eyed and believing that shit. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO HIM, JACK? He's so grossed out by the snake he doesn't even stop to be horny about the whole Jack-biting-him thing. ] You shouldn't even be touching it then, Jack! C'mon, drop that! [ It might not be poisonous, but bites suck. ]